The Wonky Donkey"Like many others, I bought this book because I saw the video of the grandmother laughing hysterically as she read the book to her grandchild. The book arrived last night and I read it to my 3 year old who was cracking up the entire story. My husband, who had not seen the video or ever heard of the book, read it to our son again at bedtime, upon request. My 10 year old daughter listened in as well. All 3 were laughing through the entire book! It is just a silly, happy little story that I’m so glad is part of our collection! I only wish it was a little bit longer - I wanted more!" - Amazon Review Here is the full text of the book: The Wonky Donkey by Craig SmithI was walking down the road and I saw... a donkey,
Hee Haw!
and he only had three legs!
He was a wonky donkey.
I was walking down the road and I saw a donkey,
Hee Haw!
He only had three legs... and one eye!
He was a winky wonky donkey.
I was walking down the road and I saw a donkey,
Hee Haw!
He only had three legs, one eye... and he liked to listen to country music.
he was a honky tonky winky wonky donkey.
I was walking down the road and I saw a donkey,
Hee Haw!
He only had three legs, one eye, he liked to listen to country music... and he was quite tall and slim.
He was a lanky honky tonky winky wonky donkey.
I was walking down the road and I saw a donkey,
Hee Haw!
He only had three legs, one eye, he liked to listen to country music, he was quite tall and slim... and he smelt really really bad.
He was a stinky dinky lanky honky tonky winky wonky donkey.
I was walking down the road and I saw a donkey.
Here Haw!
He only had three legs, one eye, he liked to listen to country music,he was quite tall and slim, he smelt really really bad... and that morning he got up early and had not had any coffee.
He was a cranky stinky dinky lanky honky tonky winky wonky donkey
I was walking down the road and I saw a donkey,
Hee Haw!
He only had three legs, one eye, he liked to listen to country music,he was quite tall and slim, he smelt really really bad, that morning he had got up early and had not had any coffee... and he was always getting up to mischief.
He was a hanky-panky cranky stinky dinky lanky honky tonky winky wonky donkey.
I was walking down the road and I saw a donkey,
Hee Haw!
He only had three legs, one eye, he liked to listen to country music, he was quite tall and slim, he smelt really really bad, that morning he had got up early and had not had any coffee, he was always getting up to mischief... but he was quite good-looking.
He was a spunky hanky-panky cranky stinky dinky lanky honky tonky winky wonky donkey.
I was walking down the road and I saw a donkey...
Hee Haw!
Here is another link on YouTube Book information: Reading age: 2+ Word count: 408 Number of unique words: 56, Word list Number of pages: 24 Year: 2010 Links: Amazon, Wikipedia, YouTube, Goodreads, LibraryThing, Common Sense Media, Printables, Lexile More books: 0 20 40 60 80 100 120 140 160 See also: Classic Children Books Classic School Age Children Books Classic Books for Teenagers Classic Children Books by Age Best-selling Books of All Time The Benefits of Reading for Kids Why Learn English Language? Shortest Books Shortest Books (unique words) Longest Books Best way to learn English How NOT to Learn English! CVC Words What you need to know to learn a new language? Why I forget what I learned? Vocabulary Size More...
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