The Pigeon Needs a Bath!The Pigeon really needs a bath! Except, the Pigeon’s not so sure about that. Besides, he took a bath last month! Maybe. It’s going to take some serious convincing to try and get the Pigeon to take the plunge. Here is the full text of the book: The Pigeon Needs a Bath! by Mo WillemsHi! I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but the pigeon is filthy. So, I could use your help, because:
The Pigeon Needs a Bath!
That is a matter of opinion.
What a Kidder.
I don’t really need a bath!
I took one last month!
I think it was last month.
"Clean". "Dirty". They’re just words, right?
I feel clean.
Maybe YOU need a bath!
YEAH! When was the last time you had a bath?!
Oh. That was pretty recently.
Life is so short. Why waste it on unimportant things? Like taking a bath!
What smell? I don’t smell anything!
And if I do, it’s a very normal smell! For a pigeon.
You know, in some places it is impolite to bathe.
All of these flies buzzing around me are purely coincidental.
P.U. Yuck! Let’s get out of here!
Take a bath dude!
OKAY, FINE.
if it means sooooooooooooo much to you, I’ll take a bath!
Whoa. I’m not going like this one bit.
The water is too hot.
Too cold.
Too lukewarm.
Too hot.
Too wet.
Too cold.
Not enough toys.
Too many toys.
Too deep.
Not deep enough.
Too cold.
Now it is too hot again!
Too reflective.
That is still too hot!
Well, I guess this is okay.
SPLASH
Hey! This is FUN!
Wash! Wash! Wash! Washy!
La! La! La! Singing in the tub!
This is the life.
I LOVE Bubbles!
Look at my wrinkly toes!
Hello? Hello! How are you? I am fine!
I’m a fish! I’m a fish
TEN HOURS LATER:
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