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Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

"Ever have a day when absolutely nothing went right? Haven’t we all? That’s probably why so many children fall in love with this book; we’ve all been there, even the very young ones, so they can relate just like we grownups can." -Amazon Review

Here is the full text of the book:

Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day by Judith Viorst

I went to sleep with gum in my mouth and now there is gum in my hair and when I got out of bed this morning, I tripped on the skateboard and by mistake I dropped my sweater in the sink. All the water was running and I could tell there was going to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.

At breakfast Anthony found a Corvette Stingray card kit in his breakfast cereal box and next on the Junior Undercover Agent code ring in his breakfast cereal box was in my breakfast cereal box all I found was breakfast cereal.

I think I’ll move to Australia.

In the car pool Mrs. Gibson let Becky have a seat by the window. Audrey and Elliot got seats by the window too. I said I was being scrunched. I said I was being smushed. I said if I don’t get a seat by the window, I am going to be carsick. No one even answered.

I could tell it was going to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.

At school Mrs. Dickens liked Paul’s picture of the sailboat better than my picture of the invisible castle.

At singing time she, said I sang too loud. At counting time, she said I left out sixteen. Who needs sixteen? I could tell it was going to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.

I could tell because Paul said I was not his best friend anymore. He said that Philip Parker was his best friend and that Albert Moyo was his next best friend and that I was only his third best friend.

I hope you sit on a tack, I said to Paul. I hope the next time you get a double decker strawberry ice cream cone, the ice cream cart falls off the cone part and lands in Australia.

There were two cupcakes in Philip Parker’s lunch bag and Albert got a Hershey bar with almonds and Paul’s mother gave him a piece of jelly roll that had little coconut sprinkles on the top. Guess whose mother forgot to put in dessert?

It was a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.

That’s what it was because after school my mom took us all to the dentist and Dr. Fields found the cavity just in me. Come back next week and I’ll fix it, said Dr. Fields.

Next week, I said, I’m going to Australia.

On the way downstairs, the elevator door closed on my foot and while we were waiting for my mom to go get the car, Anthony made me fall where it was muddy and then when I started crying because of the mud Nick said I was a crybaby and...

while I was punching Nick for saying crybaby, my mom came back with a car and scolded me for being muddy and fighting.

I am having a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. I told everybody no one even answered.

So then we went to the shoe store to buy some sneakers. Anthony chose white ones with blue
stripes. Nick chose red ones with white stripes and I chose blue ones with red stripes but then the shoe man said we’re all sold out. They made me buy plain old white ones but they can’t make me wear them.

When we picked up my dad at his office, he said I couldn’t play with this copying machine, but I forgot. He also said to watch out for the books on his desk and I was careful as could be except for my elbow. He also said don’t fool around with his phone but, I think I called Australia. my dad said please don’t pick him up anymore.

It was a terrible, horrible, no good very bad day.

There were lima beans for dinner and I hate lima beans.

There was kissing on TV and I hate kissing.

My bath was too hot. I got soap in my eyes. My marble went down the drain and I
had to wear my railroad train pajamas. I hate my railroad train pajamas.

When I went to bed, Nick took back the pillow he said I could keep and the Mickey Mouse night light burnt out and I bit my tongue.

The cat wants to sleep with Anthony not with me.

It has been a terrible, horrible, no good very bad day.

My mom says some days are like that.

Even in Australia.

Here is another link on YouTube

Book information:
Reading age: 5+
Word count: 762
Number of unique words: 289, Word list
Number of pages: 32
Year: 1972
Links: Amazon, Wikipedia, YouTube, Goodreads, LibraryThing, Common Sense Media, Printables, Lexile

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